Jimmy, I Choo Choo Choose You!

This vibrant cashmere scarf by Jimmy Choo has the potential to be either super train wreck or super hot, and I vote, “All aboard…hot!” The vibe all depends on how you wear it. Sparkles, blue manicure, fake tan, tramp stamp, and Long Island Ice Teas take it to Ed Hardy proportions. What a waste of cashmere. And vodka.

Jimmy Choo soraya printed cashmere scarf, $795

For modern sophistication, style it with toned down pieces and clean makeup, just like net-a-porter shows it here. Sky-high booties appropriately answer the call for edgy. I say sizzle it on up!

Stella McCartney, Chrisitian Louboutin, and Jimmy Choo, all found at net-a-porter.com

Obsession: Skinny Cargos

I’m back! Since my last post, I’ve worked a lot; welcomed to the family my brand new, and already stylish nephew, Bennett; and I’ve reorganized my closet for fall. The latter forced me to take inventory of fall needs and wants.

Like me, are you looking for an alternative to jeans? Skinny cargo pants fill the bill, and they mingle well with one of my favorite trends this year, military! I purchased a pair of ridiculously inexpensive skinny, black cargos from throwback, tried and true Gap. And, I also snagged an interesting version made of moleskin from Ralph Lauren’s hip, little sister store, Rugby.

I’m wearing these rolled up with funky booties; strappy, utilitarian heels; and ballet flats.

Gap, $49.50, olive or black--I pitty da fool who doesn't get both if your size is available!

The Rugby version I’m doing with everything from riding boots to a sleek, super high heel.

Rugby, $178, moleskin with leather buckle detail. A very slim fit; the material doesn't offer a lot of stretch, so order a size up!

Be careful, because ordinary cargos won’t do. There is absolutely nothing stylish about regular cargo shorts or pants. They make me shudder, especially on gentlemen (in fact, I could hate on this faux pas for an entire post!)–horrible. If skinny cargos don’t work on your frame, just as you should do with any trend that doesn’t work with either your personal style or body type, skip it. There are other ways to have fun with fashion, and we will do just that!

A pony + Fendi = every girl’s dream!

What girl hasn’t dreamed about owning her very own pony?! I (still) want a pony, like Einstein, possibly the world’s tiniest horse. How flipping cute is he at 20 inches tall and 47 pounds? Oh my goodness!

I also want a Royal Dandie mini pig and a teensy circus poodle to accompany my dear Olive Sue. Should I ever end up in the most serious level of a relationship, I realize I will need to get the pig prior to taking this step because what sane man would let me get a pig? Until I can talk my property owners into accepting my tiny farm and Southwest Airlines adds pigs and ponies to their accepted pets list, and considering that Fendi is one of my favorite collections, I’m happy to settle for this absolutely functional and adorable tote! I’m dying! Find it for just $595 at net-a-porter.com.

My sparse, lonely little Fendi bag collection is ready to “take it to the next level” with the addition of the pony tote. From left, Olive Sue is showing the To You Convertible bag, the Secret Code bag, and a darling little sphere-shaped bag that I’ve had for years.

Do you too love Fendi and/or ponies?!

Bed, Bath, and Beyond The Oval Office

With the rest of America, I watched President Obama’s Address to the Nation last night–the President announced that the combat portion of the war has officially ended, and United States is training Afghan security forces and supporting political solutions in the country. Of course, I have commentary about the “refreshed” Oval Office decor! But, before I get to my shallow observations, let’s put our hands together for our troops who have bravely sacrificed in defense of our nation; keep our troops in our prayers as the transition of Afghan troop leadership is scheduled for July; and let’s continue to keep in our hearts those and the families of those who have fallen.

Now for my review: Holy heezie, get out your 20% off Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons, America, because you too can have an Oval Office-ish home. Look at all of the hideous, nonmatching frames on the table behind the infamous carved desk in the Oval Office. I am dying, and not in a good way.

President Obama’s personal photos send a message that he places high importance on family values and that the Obamas are “real” people–I love it. However, the cream boarder of the large photo on the left sticks out like a sore thumb. And, out of the scores of adorable Obama girls pictures, the one selected to frame is of Little Sasha wearing hot pink, placed smack in front to clash with the American flag? The balance of the frames collectively is all off, and the frames don’t coordinate well together. Straight up, the collage looks like it belongs in someone’s first apartment.

I understand that with the state of the economy, the calculated image is conservative, and I get that a toned down Oval Office is in line with Obama’s “no-drama” approach. I appreciate that the sofas, coffee table, and lamps are American-made. Nevertheless, the contemporary makeunder is a huge “miss” for me. The sofas are Rooms to Go hideous, from a distance appear to be made of chenille, and look as if you’d find Cheetos and a TV Guide from 1991 between the cushions. I hate the new look. Hate it.

Here are items I’ve handpicked to add to the decor:

I envision Vice President Biden splashing in this Kirklands treat.

Sunflower anything would have worked. I chose coasters.

If you see this in a guy's apartment, run. He hasn't grown up yet.

Wrought iron candleS holder with cat toys.

The Oval Office is a formal place of business, and a setting that we will welcome into our homes on our televisions. I’m so disappointed, and I compare the changes to the Oval Office to: altering the color of the Tiffany’s box to pea green or pairing an Oscar de la Renta gown with sensible pumps.

My bag of many colors Balenciaga made for me

Listen to Dolly Parton’s “Coat of Many Colors.” Dolly and her family…they was poe (not as in Edgar Allen, but “poor”), and they couldn’t afford her a coat. But you see, the love that Dolly’s mom put into sewing her a coat of rags made her richer inside than any fancy, ready-to-wear coat (say, by the likes of Valentino or Thakoon) could on the outside. Dolly’s schoolmates didn’t understand, and they laughed at her. Poor Dolly…my coat of many colors mamma made for me…  Anyway, here’s how I destroy the sweet message therein. When my mom and I are together and we see something hideous that’s patchwork-ish, we break into song (usually simultaneously), and fill in the blanks where appropriate. Case in point: My bag of many colors Balenciaga made for me…

Balenciaga Patchwork Arena Sunday Tote, $2,345. Absolutely horrible.

Dang, come on Balenciaga. Really. This is hideous. It looks like a mamma clown made it for a child clown.

P.S. I love Dolly Parton, and I think she and Betty White should do a talk or reality show together.

I give a hoot for Lanvin!

This over-the-top, mondo-sized owl brooch by Lanvin is killing me. It must have killed everyone else too because it’s already sold out on net-a-porter.com. Hopefully–scratch that–hootfully, it will be restocked! (Lanvin Swarovski crystal-embellished pewter-toned brass owl brooch, $1660.)

Speaking of hoot owls, here are a few from my collection. The large necklace was my Maow’s (grandmother’s) from the 70s and I found the watch necklace (which is also a brooch), probably from the 60s, at an antique shop on Amarillo’s 6th Street.

Hoot, hoot!

Dear Kate Bosworth, cut some bangs already

Seriously, Kate. You are so pretty. Cut. Some. Bangs. You could land a 747 on that forehead of yours. For Pete’s Sake.

If you can palm your own forehead without touching your hairline or eyebrows, you need bangs. Sorry. But, don’t worry. Several styles of bangs continue to be on trend, and they are super hot! Check out the gorgeous Christina Ricci and Kerry Washington, who have braved the shears for a dramatic bang for the better.

Nicole Richie wins my award for Best Bang Maintenance. She figured out what works best on her a while back, and she has stuck to it. Props!

Regardless of your face shape, bangs can provide instant gratification for an updated look without much risk (hair grows) or cost (you can do this yourself!). If you go for a long, shaggy bang, you’d be surprised how quickly they can be blended into your hair when/if you’re ready to grow them out. elle.com offers excellent tips for cutting your own bangs. Do it, do it! And send me a before and after picture, please!

Legendary bangs: